toooooot.....
Salam...
Semalam lunch time.. my frens and I were chit chatting while having our lunch..
Semalam lunch time.. my frens and I were chit chatting while having our lunch..
until one part tu when we were talking about our school time.. I said I've been to my primary school toilets maybe like..... less than 50 times.. y? I hate public toilets.. reason being.... I geli u ols! hahahahahahaa
So terbuka la cerita pasal I pernah ter tooooooooot dalam seluar (hahahaha) masa standard 1 dulu.. that was like in my early school days where I still new to the school environment. sebenarnya hehehhehehe aku ini ala-ala penakut benonya kekekekeeke nak ke toilet..
tapi idak ler sampai terkeluar drp seluar kan (aiyooooo hahahahaha) dia mcm skit jeee....hahahahah
Tetiba kawan aku ckp "kak, haaa akak tuh saya paham ler.. baru standard 1.. kawan saya nih form 1.. apa citer?"
"haaa? form 1? laki ke pompuan?"
"pompuan"
"haaaaaaaaaaaaaa? biar benar???????????????"
"betul kak!!! betul!!!!.. masa tu dalam lab kelas sains. dia ajak kawan saya teman. tapi kawan saya tak nak temankan dia.. pastu tetiba jeee... terbau,... bila kawan saya toleh tengok dah menjejeh ajee ke lantai... "
"erk....." *speechless*
"pastu dia muka sadin je kak... esoknya gi sekolah mcm biasa"
adehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
and guess what?????
that was not the first time hehehehehehehehe
she was in her kelas agama.... and she has to move to the other class (combined 2 classes.. as for non muslims plak dok kat kelas sebelah untuk pendidikan moral nya class) .. masa Ustazah tengah ngajo, dia dok letak kepala dia atas meja mcm nak tido gitu leee...
tiba-tiba sekelas terbau...
erk....... opppppppppssssssss she didi it again....!
aiyo.. I cant even imagine such situation adehhhhhhh bayangkan lerr.. berlaku di depan mata anda.... hmmm kata my fren tu maybe dia ade penyakit yang tak bleh menahan bende tu keluo kan..
hahahahahahaha
sorry le kengkawan sebab cerita nih mungkin meloyakan anda hahahahahahaha
aku ade kelas nih.. tak sempat nak panjang lebo :)
p/s : Jijo hehehehe aku rembat 2 helai baju, sepasang tudung dan juga sepasang telekung yer.. harap maklum.. :P Jumaat ni depa datang lagi kekekekekke
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Oren : dia dah kawen tapi tak tau apa cerita dia sekang hehehehehe
gelinya den.hahaha..
aah kan masa kecik dulu kita takut tul g toilet skolah.
aku dulu takut g toilet sbb belakang pintu toi tu ada katak puru.takut je dia gigit **** aku.hehe.
pastu punye la skema kan, sikit2 angkat tangan ckp'excuse me teacher, can i go to the toilet?
baik tul.
ishhhh..anak kakjie si angah tu prnah lah..
masa tahun 2...balik sekolah cikgu bagi pakai baju seluar lain.
katanya kt sekolah mmg ade spare..utk kes imejensi mcm ni la..
bayar 50 sen tapi kotor.
Aida : hahaha sampai la ni akak tak leh nak bayangkan leee ida mcm mana hahahaaha
Yaya : hahahahahaha... excuse me teacher, may i go to the toilet hahahaha yaaaa skema siutt kitee hahaha
NBK : hahaha yaaa benarrrr abg senior hahaha
PS : sapa tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut hahahah
Kak Akuni : tu la kawan saya ckp.. kene beli pampers laa haha
kak Jie : alaaaa cikgu saya dulu takde plak sediakan baju uwaaa hehehe
alin : hahaha kali ni takdak makanan hahahaha
Kamezaim : hahahahaha
Marina : lawak la sekang ni heheeh dulu2 sure ngeri hahaha
Kadok : tau takpaaa hahahahaha